There are two things you never do when a storm is brewing.
1. Never take a piss outside, it might hit you in the face.
2. Never go kite surfing, it might land you in hospital.
If you don’t believe me on the first point why don’t you try it out next time a storm like Fay comes a knocking. And if you don’t believe me on the second point why don’t you ask Kevin Kearney who was brave enough to try it out for us. The words ass and dumb come to mind.